Overheard

Some neighbor boys are over playing.

T:  "Asher!  For $5 you could get a bunny!"
Asher:  "Nah...."
T:  "Why not?  They're babies!"
Asher:  "I know what baby bunnies are like."
T:  "But they're sooooo cute!"
Asher:  "They're not that cute when they pee all over you....."